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Riding the garden train

Life is tough. Here is Gordon racing around the Middleton Garden Railway.

Gordon and train
The weather has so far been non-terrible. Only four layers were needed to venture out and there was even some actual, bona fide sunshine. However, the unique sun-cloud iterations has over-loaded our photocromic glasses.

Whew, this train-fun is tough going!
More of today's photos as http://www.flickr.com/photos/middles.

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  1. erinNovember 3, 2012 at 3:04 PM

    I bet Jon and and Morgan had no idea how great Romford could be! Do you + G have matching coats?

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